Desperatly Seeking Dream Date

I'm not sure how many people are reading this nonsense these days, but I have a little challenge for those of you who do. In the comments, create a short personal ad for this lovely lady:


Ian Thomas Healy said...

Golden princess with wet fetish seeks enlightened man with big hose for discreet wash and wear action. Contact #99509UROLAG

Yes, I'm a sick bastard.


amber. said...

Orange County MILF seeks LTR with Plastic Surgeon or Real Estate Mogul. You be: sugar daddy with plenty of extra credit cards to go around and a heavy drinking problem. I'll be: gone most days getting eyelash extensions and spray tanned. Let's ignore our children together!