I weigh 244.4 pounds.
I like to read romance novels when I don't feel well.
I withdraw into using vicious personal attacks to protect myself when I'm angry or hurt.
I am obsessed with lotions, body or otherwise.
I collect Alice in Wonderland books.
I want to weigh 135 pounds again.
I hate thong underwear, nothing should ride up your ass crack.
I want to publish something this year, even if it's just one poem in a small literary press.
I have bad knees and an absurd sense of humour.
I have awful spelling skills for a writer.
I am an overly picky eater and I fear this will keep me from traveling.
I have recently begun forcing myself to eat new foods.
I don't wash my hair everyday.
I collect old cameras, journals and love tacky knick knacks from the fifties.
I hate to eat my vegetables and so I don't make my children eat theirs, we often eat desert first because it's more fun.
All of these things make me who I am....Who are you?