I knew you could get almost anything online, but coffins at a discount from Costco? That's just kind of weird.

What's that process like?

"Gee hun. Grandma kicked it last night, where should we get the coffin?"

"Well, I hear you can get a hell of a deal from Costco. And while I'm there, I can get that spa we've always wanted. Their having a sale."

It's just to fucked up for me, that's for sure. There are just something you don't "bargin hunt" for.