I learned :
When you let your two year old have red jello, he should be on the tile in the kitchen.
The dog doesn't like red jello, or mini carrots, but he will eat tiny pieces of cheese and broken pringles.
Nair and pregnancy, while sounding harmless enough, is simply not a good idea. ( And that's ALL I'm saying)
Staying up until six am is only fun when you're a teenager and there are cute guys involved, not when your two year old decides that sleeping is something he really doesn't need to do.
Dishes will most certainly NOT wash themselves.
Neither will clothes.
It is possible to get an entire aisle in Walmart to stare at you if you make the same funny noises, out loud, that your toddler makes.
What did you learn today?