Mind Numbing Nothingness

I sat down with every intention of wowing you with My stunning ability to think deep and meaningful thoughts. I was going to write something profound and thought provoking.

All I could think of was:

Why is it that apples in my kitchen seem to have a damned half life and bananas go bad in like three days? What the hell is up with that?

That's it people. I got nothing. The bananas win. My brain has been taken over by the banana conundrum.

Maybe tomorrow will be better.