I weigh 244.4 pounds.
I like to read romance novels when I don't feel well.
I withdraw into using vicious personal attacks to protect myself when I'm angry or hurt.
I am obsessed with lotions, body or otherwise.
I collect Alice in Wonderland books.
I want to weigh 135 pounds again.
I hate thong underwear, nothing should ride up your ass crack.
I want to publish something this year, even if it's just one poem in a small literary press.
I have bad knees and an absurd sense of humour.
I have awful spelling skills for a writer.
I am an overly picky eater and I fear this will keep me from traveling.
I have recently begun forcing myself to eat new foods.
I don't wash my hair everyday.
I collect old cameras, journals and love tacky knick knacks from the fifties.
I hate to eat my vegetables and so I don't make my children eat theirs, we often eat desert first because it's more fun.
All of these things make me who I am....Who are you?
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Ten Things I've Figured Out
- I'm not any cooler now than I was when I was 13.
- Having a lot of books is like having a lot of televison channels...It makes it harder to choose.
- My son's smile will always make me feel better.
- Even if the memories aren't all good ones, having them is a really special thing.
- I am always going to be a terrible housekeeper
- My daughter is growing up, even if I don't want her to.
- My dog loves me more than anyone else in the house.
- My husband really is that much of a kid at heart.
- No matter how hard I try to pretend, I still hate eating my vegetables!
- You can never have to many kinds of lotion or to many flavors of lipgloss.
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4 comments:
I also collect Alice books! I have several in English, one in French from Canada and one in Spanish from Argentina.
Oh, I just got my very first Alice book this Christmas and I'm reading it right now!
And I am panicked that you might start liking vegetables or something and leave me all alone in this adult world as the only vegetable hater. Hey, I went to Peru and managed to find food I liked. I'm sure you can find SOMETHING in any country that is tasty!
I might have to copy this blog post idea.
I don't wash my hair every day either. It's how I keep it so cute 'n' curly. :)
And I'm glad to see you.
Ian
Vegetables, Schmegetables.
"Life is uncertain, so eat dessert first." This was printed on a T-shirt of mine when I was little. I think I'd still wear it, if I could find it in my size.
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