I was randomly reading through some of the blogs I visit when I got to Motherhood Uncensored and the top two posts made me laugh so hard I almost woke the family up...go check them out.
They both made me think about my children and similar situations.
One day, shortly after the birth of my last child, my two year old son came into the bathroom as I was cleaning myself up, changing the pad, you know...the fun part of having a baby. I shooed him out of the bathroom and didn't really think about it again. Until.....
A couple of days later I was sitting on the couch visiting with a friend when my son brought me a pad from the bathroom. I looked at it and then looked at him with a BIG smile on his face. He was so proud to have brought me something he was sure was important to me. I laughed. My friend laughed. I learned to hide the personal hygiene products.
Now his favorite thing to do is run through the house screaming, "I naked" after every bath. Dripping wet and laughing like a loon he will dodge me while climbing over the couch and trying to get his door closed before I can catch him. I laugh everytime he does it.
Meanwhile, my husband has lost the capacity for rational thought because he has realized that my daughter is getting armpit hair. His brain automatically filled in teh empty gaps and he realized that this means she is likely getting hair in other places as well. Couple this with her recent boob growth spurt and the number of teenage boys that now smile in appreciation as she walks past them, it's a wonder the man can still talk without drooling. I hate to think what will happen when the magical, mystical period fairy arrives at out doorstep.
Poor man.
2.26.2007
My husband talks in his sleep. Nothing that makes any sense, but it can be entertaining. Take tonight for example. He's asleep, I'm typing. All of a sudden he sits up and starts pushing my pillows around the end of the bed.
Curious, I ask him what it is he thinks he's doing. Eyes half open he says, "I'm trying to move these pillows."
"To the end of the bed?" I ask
"Where else am I going to put them?" he replies
I'm laughing at this point.
"And your moving my pillows why?"
He begins to look confused, "Yours. What happened to the ones....well, that quest I was on I had too..." his voice fades out and he starts shoving at the pillows again.
"Russell, lay down, shut up and go back to sleep," I say.
He flips me the bird.
"You're in bed dumbass, not playing World of Warcraft. My pillows aren't going to get you any XP."
He flips me the bird again and lays down. With in seconds, he's snoring again.
In the morning, he will not even remember it happened. I still get to tease him about it though.
Curious, I ask him what it is he thinks he's doing. Eyes half open he says, "I'm trying to move these pillows."
"To the end of the bed?" I ask
"Where else am I going to put them?" he replies
I'm laughing at this point.
"And your moving my pillows why?"
He begins to look confused, "Yours. What happened to the ones....well, that quest I was on I had too..." his voice fades out and he starts shoving at the pillows again.
"Russell, lay down, shut up and go back to sleep," I say.
He flips me the bird.
"You're in bed dumbass, not playing World of Warcraft. My pillows aren't going to get you any XP."
He flips me the bird again and lays down. With in seconds, he's snoring again.
In the morning, he will not even remember it happened. I still get to tease him about it though.
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