Apparently two men wrote this list. Hmmmm.....now did they ask women or did they just decide they thought these men weren't sexy? Because I disagree with several of their choices, but then we've already established that I have slightly weird taste in men.
I actually had to look up several of the men on the list, most of them sports related...or politically affiliated. And I have to admit, I agree with the whole Brad Pitt thing. I really don't find him all that attractive. (Please reference weird taste in men comment)
Here's the list, see if you agree with it:(wuth occassional commentary by yours truly)
Complete List
001. Gilbert Gottfried (Come on, I think he's kind of cute...seriously)
002. Randy Johnson
003. Roger Ebert
004. Dr. Phil McGraw (Not what I would call *sexy* but not *unsexy* either)
005. Alan Colmes
006. Chad Kroeger (Sooooo do not agree with this one!!)
007. Mike Mills
008. Osama Bin Laden (Unsexy? How about Fucking EVIL???)
009. Jay Leno ( A sense of humor and great hair....)
010. Don Imus
011. Michael Jackson (Shivers...)
012. Wallace Shawn
013. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys
014. Richard Simmons (One of the gayest gay men ever)
015. Jon Lovitz ( Again, I think he's got something kind of cute goin on)
016. Carrot Top ( Two words Ick Y)
017. Jerry Seinfeld
018. Malcolm Gladwell (WHO?)
019. Chevy Chase (Totally shouldn't be on the list)
020. Raffi
021. Ron Howard (not really unsexy, just hard to get past the whole Richie Cunningham thing)
022. Clint Howard (Horror movie level not sexy)
023. Bill Gates ( There is a difference between seriously nerdy and not sexy...although Bill has BOTH)
024. Paul Shaffer
025. Axl Rose (Drugs will do that to you)
026. Tim Burton (Wierd, but kind of hot)
027. Edward James Olmos
028. Gerard Way
029. Don Zimmer
030. Tony Kornheiser
031. Chris Kattan
032. Otis Nixon
033. Julian Tavarez
034. Christopher Lloyd ( LOVE HIM)
035. Willie McGee
036. Pat Cummings
037. Scottie Pippen
038. Larry David
039. Michael Moore
040. Al Franken
041. Paris Latsis
042. Rush Limbaugh (Any one that finds this man sexy should seek immediate professional help)
043. David Gest
044. Gary Busey
045. Nick Nolte ( Have you seen the mugshot????)
046. Leif Garrett (One of my first loves, but honestly has gotten crusty in the old age)
047. Andy Dick (Just creepy)
048. Scott Stapp
049. Lyle Lovett
050. Ric Ocasek
051. Bill Wyman
052. Danny DeVito
053. Peter Jackson
054. Drew Carey ( Now this man is an example of Nerdy SEXY....)
055. Newt Gingrich
056. Rob Schneider
057. Ed O'Neil
058. Bill O'Reilly
059. Clay Aiken ( Santa's elf unsexy)
060. Joe Lieberman
061. Jim Gaffigan
062. Bill Maher
063. John Popper
064. Dennis Miller
065. John Madden
066. Robert Englund
067. Robert Patrick (Disagree...I'd do him)
068. John Ashcroft
069. Joe Gannascolli
070. Kevin James
071. George Steinbrenner
072. Grady Little
073. Harvey Pekar
074. DJ Qualls
075. Joey Buttafuoco
076. Garry Shandling
077. Meat Loaf Aday
078. Joe Walsh
079. Tom from Myspace
080. Art Garfunkel
081. Brian Posehn
082. Howie Mandel ( Definatly sexy since he went bald)
083. Barry Bonds
084. Dick Vitale
085. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg
086. Jeff Van Gundy
087. Jimmy Johnson
088. John Clayton
089. Don Vito
090. Lemmy Kilmister
091. Jose Canseco
092. Bill Parcells
093. Ric Flair
094. Ralph Nader
095. Dennis Kacinich
096. Horatio Sanz
097. Dom DeLuise
098. Emeril Lagasse
099. Kevin Federline (white trash nasty unsexy)
100. Brad Pitt ( had his moments, but not sexy....Fight Club, I could see it...but not on my top ten list)
4.18.2006
The Boobie Fairy
The Boobie Fairy arrived sometime last night. I was hoping to avoid that particular side effect of pregnancy this time, I'm not sure why I was deliusional, but there you have it. Now I have boobs twice their normal size and I get to milk myself like a cow every day for the next week or so.
To much information???? *shrug* Ahh well, as uncomfortable as I am right now, I feel the need to spread it around, even if it is only intellectually in the form of unsettling images. HonestlY? If it wouldn't border on pornographic I would probably post before and after images. *laughs* (Those of you who know me know I'm kidding now)
I called the local gym today to find out if they have a trainer on staff who can keep me from killing myself when I start working out to lose the MASSIVE amount of weight I gained....I am going to post before and after shots of that, because it will be worth it. I mean for the love of Bob...I have FAT FEET!!!!!! Do you know how depressing that is? Fat feet, I never even knew my feet could gain weight. I'm a little disgusted and at the same time fascinated.
I have a feeling that a lot of time will be devoted to talking about my body and it's radical and sometimes disgusting shifts over the next months.....look away now if you have a weak stomach.
Fair warning has been given.
To much information???? *shrug* Ahh well, as uncomfortable as I am right now, I feel the need to spread it around, even if it is only intellectually in the form of unsettling images. HonestlY? If it wouldn't border on pornographic I would probably post before and after images. *laughs* (Those of you who know me know I'm kidding now)
I called the local gym today to find out if they have a trainer on staff who can keep me from killing myself when I start working out to lose the MASSIVE amount of weight I gained....I am going to post before and after shots of that, because it will be worth it. I mean for the love of Bob...I have FAT FEET!!!!!! Do you know how depressing that is? Fat feet, I never even knew my feet could gain weight. I'm a little disgusted and at the same time fascinated.
I have a feeling that a lot of time will be devoted to talking about my body and it's radical and sometimes disgusting shifts over the next months.....look away now if you have a weak stomach.
Fair warning has been given.
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