According to this months Redbook there are 8 kinds of sex that every couple needs to try. I have two questions:
(1) Who decided there were only eight kinds?
and
(2) What happens once you try them all?
Discuss.
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- I'm not any cooler now than I was when I was 13.
- Having a lot of books is like having a lot of televison channels...It makes it harder to choose.
- My son's smile will always make me feel better.
- Even if the memories aren't all good ones, having them is a really special thing.
- I am always going to be a terrible housekeeper
- My daughter is growing up, even if I don't want her to.
- My dog loves me more than anyone else in the house.
- My husband really is that much of a kid at heart.
- No matter how hard I try to pretend, I still hate eating my vegetables!
- You can never have to many kinds of lotion or to many flavors of lipgloss.
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5 comments:
Wait, there are 8? With other people?
I'd like to think if you're able to "achieve" all 8, the feeling of self gratification (no, not that kind) you get would be great enough that you reach a higher plane of enlightenment, and the answer to the toughest questions become clear.
In other words, I'll never know.
So what are the 8? Inquiring minds want to know before we answer...
Ian
I can't tell you what the 8 are, that would be cheating and quite honestly, not as fun.
Flenker, they do, sadly, all involve other people though. I can proudly say I have accomplished seven on said eight.
Does anyone think I should get a prize for that?
Hell, I'll settle for 1 kind as long as it's consistent.
I can definitely say there are more than 8 kinds.
(Counting)
Yeah. Definitely.
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